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Write a dialogue between two characters – a prompt used often is that one has something that the other wants, but can´t have. Make the dialogue as unexpected. Have fun.


Think of – what are you doing? Don´t do that? What do you do that for?


Family heirloom – the clock of doom


To the tune of here comes the bride


With a bit of the theme tune from to the manor born thrown in


Adam the Antsy property developer:


Your house is really prime


But it doesn´t look like you´ve got a dime


Eve the Shire-Reeve: Your right


But I´m ever so tight!


And if you want me to sell,


I say


Get on your way


to hell!


Adam the Antsy Property Developer:


I love your passion


And your sense of fashion


Rather than us getting all stroppy


Why don´t we meet for coffee?


Eve the Shire-Reeve:


That would be great


Let´s fix a date


How about tea


at three


At the Old Pantry


Up in the gantry!


Scene 2: The Old Pantry


Eve the Shire-Reeve:


I don´t want to be a grouse


But I´m very attached


Practically thatched


To my enormous house


I´m not going to part


I´d like to tart


it up though


If you´d like to give it a go


But to be honest, since the rest of the family died


I´ve tried


To get over it, but feel all alone


Like a dog


With neither a sprog


Nor a bone


But last night I had a dream


About a man who´d treat me


you see,


like a Queen bee


Adam the Antsy Property Developer:


If you don´t mind


could you be só kind


As to tell me


What this chap


Looks like, I´d like to give him a clap


Because he would seem to have the finest taste


In the feminine race?


Eve the Shire-Reeve:


It´s you,


yourself


I want to woo


Take you off the shelf


In short,


marked bought!


Adam the Antsy Property Developer:


I also had a dream


Of a similar meme


It gave me a fright


In the middle of the night


And the lady,


who went boo!


Looked just like you!


Perhaps, rather than getting ditched,


We´re meant to get hitched!


Eve the Shire-Reeve:


Well that´s fate!


Please don´t hesitate!


Get down on your shoe!


So I can say


today…


Adam the Property Developer:


I do!


Both (chorus) repeated with joy until they both get hoarse:


She was to the manor born. And of that she will not be shorn.



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